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In response to my all-too-frequent encounters with modern humans whose notions of reality, the world, and our place within it herald from and are steeped in Bronze-Age mythology handed down to us from 2000 to 4000 years ago, I decided it’s time to put together a little refresher course for anyone who’s been away from the science class for a spell too long.  I've tried to select content from readily available, and accessible, Internet resources that expound scientifically credible and widely accepted modern explanations of our existence, origin, and evolution.

I compile this material in hopes of helping those with a God addiction get free of religion's distorting influence and get back on the road to rational recovery.  Like many twelve-step programs, designed to “help” wean you off of undesirable substances and behaviours and onto Jesus instead, this program is designed to wean you off of Jesus (or other imaginary spiritual saviour) and away from the accompanying intellectually stifling and planetary-endangering beliefs in unfounded, unsupported, supernatural creation myths and their associated irrational adherence to blind faith -- incidentally, a redundant term which stands for a fervent belief in things for which there is, and can be, no evidence.  My hopes are to turn you on to the amazing and wonderful world of fact, reality, honesty, and the scientific (ie. undeluded) search for truth.

In a way, I’m evangelizing a different and rational world view to compete with the one that you may have accidentally been born into and which was the result of a sheer accident of birth, for a Christian could just as easily have been born into a Muslim family, thus growing up a Muslim, as could have a would-be Muslim grown up a Jew.  For almost the unanimous majority of religious people, they belong to the same “faith” as their parents do.  Sociologists tell us, in fact, that there are exceedingly few exceptions to this general rule worldwide.  Thus, an innocent and impressionable child may never come to “know” Jesus, Mohammad, Moses, Santa, Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy without someone first teaching them about these figures, and thus may never grow to “believe” in these figures unless taught so from a very early age.  Most of us would agree that a grown adult of 18 or 20 who still fervently believes in Santa or the Easter Bunny arguably has some developmental problems.  But why is this not the case also for belief in any of the so-called prophets or saviours?  While a child's indoctrination into all sorts of these beliefs often starts with the child’s parents, it is also the parents’ religious institutions, and immersion in a surrounding religious social and cultural milieu that delivers the ultimate coup de grâce to a child's developing sense of natural wonder and budding rationality.  Of course, a particularly intelligent and willful child may always try and exercise his free will to reject these early teachings, but such an individual must contend with the repercussions of parental and communal backlash against such rebelliousness as can be seen in the following shining example of the Christian “tolerance” and “love” that we've come to hear about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo&feature=related

For many reasons, all strongly unscientific and dogmatic ideologies and or other radicalizing systems of belief, particularly those of supernatural and spiritual origin (which are often bounded up in strong emotional attachment and a requirement for suspension of reason and rationality), carry with them an ever-present and menacing potential for oppression, violence, and abuse as history has amply shown.  A good resource for exploration of this argument is given in the eloquent book “End of Faith”, by Sam Harris.  Book summary: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_of_Faith.  Read excerpts online here. 

The absurdity, non-necessity, fallacy, and dangerous potential of the “God" delusion are exquisitely addressed in many of the works of Richard Dawkins, including but not limited to these of his books:

-          “The Selfish Gene” (emphasis on the word ‘gene’, not ‘selfish’; see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Selfish_Gene for overview, or read excerpts of the book for free online here.

-          “The Blind Watchmaker”  See overview here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blind_Watchmaker. Read excerpts here.

-          Or most recently, “The God Delusion” (http://richarddawkins.net/godDelusion,
Watch Richard read excerpts from “The God Delusion” and answer questions to a university audience here.

-          For a compelling account of the impressive and vast interrelatedness of all species of organisms, past and present on this blue planet, have a look at the summary for the book “The Ancestor’s Tale” here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ancestor%27s_Tale, or read parts of the book online here.

In his book, “The Devil’s Chaplain” and in reference to Bertand Russell’s proposition of a hypothetical, non-disprovable, invisible celestial teapot orbiting our Sun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot) as an analogy for the belief in God, Dawkins had this to say:

The reason organized religion merits outright hostility is that, unlike belief in Russell's teapot, religion is powerful, influential, tax-exempt and systematically passed on to children too young to defend themselves. Children are not compelled to spend their formative years memorizing loony books about teapots. Government-subsidized schools don't exclude children whose parents prefer the wrong shape of teapot. Teapot-believers don't stone teapot-unbelievers, teapot-apostates, teapot-heretics and teapot-blasphemers to death. Mothers don't warn their sons off marrying teapot-shiksas whose parents believe in three teapots rather than one. People who put the milk in first don't kneecap those who put the tea in first.

For a view into the origins and evolutionary basis of our most complex and innate drives and emotions such as love, compassion, sacrifice, altruism, justice, and many more, take a look at “The Moral Animal” by Robert Wright (http://www.scifidimensions.com/Mar04/moralanimal.htm).  For some very recent scientific findings on the Evolutionary Psychology basis of “the Golden Rule” take a look here.  This is a NY Times Online article, so you might have sign up for a free account to view it.

For lies, bologne and inane metaphysical speculations about how we got to be here, you can read pretty much any of the unintelligent drivel produced by the Intelligent Design or Creationist movements that seem to be unquellable in today's America, promoted by any of the following (woefully incomplete) list of examples from the lying, deceitful cabal of Evangelists and pseudo-intellectuals on the vanguard of the truth-abolition movement:

-          The devout gay-hating, atheist-loathing, evolution-denying, (not to mention very creepy) Christian Evangelical minister/hypocrite Ted Haggard, George W Bush’s former best religious buddy.

o        And here where Haggard professes to be a wonderful (Christian) person, transformed by his communion with Jesus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6A7_gsq-w

o        You can watch Haggard's prophetic rant against gays to young attendees at a bible camp in the excellent but scary documentary “Jesus Camp” (see clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6rSjrBhUIA)

o        And witness Ted's fall from grace into the lap of a gay sex scandal amidst charges last year of an ongoing 3-year long relationship with a male prostitute from whom it is alleged that he bought Crystal Meth.  Articles here and here and here.  Video here.

o        And his artful denial/downplay of his moral slip: video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbCRUucI1zk.  Pay close attention to the body language of his eyes; they seem to close at the climax of each lie, perhaps to hide his shame.  Notice, these are not simple blinks; they are full-on eye closures.  Notice the meek, hapless, silent, supportive Christian wife.

o        And here where he confesses to being “an evil, deceptive, liar” following his organization's failure to bury the scandal: article http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15536263/

o        If that isn’t enough to give you the creeps about this guy, watch him here go after Richard Dawkins like a rabid dog in this clip from the documentary “Root of All Evil?” (video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGrltT54OsA).  Haggard claims he has unshakeable evidence for God’s existence from the authority of “a book, written over 1500 hundred years ago, by 40 different authors on 1 subject and which doesn’t contradict itself”).
-  For revealing insights on the claims of consistency and the non-contradictory nature of the bible, check out the documentary “The God Who Wasn’t There” (film trailer here; a good clip from the movie here) whose only critics seem to be Christians or Christian Apologists with a bone to pick.
-  Also, by comparison, have a look at this compelling alternative hypothesis on the origins of Christian belief, rites, and rituals: “Zeitgeist [Religion]: The Greatest Story Ever Told” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNf-P_5u_Hw).  There are 3 parts to this.  A transcript w/ source references is available here: http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/transcript.htm

-          The devout, evolution-denying, atheist-loathing, tax-evading-turned-federal-prisoner (and likely gay-hating closet-homosexual) Christian Evangelical hypocrite/minister Kent Hovind.  He and his “Creation Science Evangelism” movement have produced some astoundingly messed up explanations of life's origins and the fossil record.  People rode Dinosaurs in the Garden of Eve don't you know!  The man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Hovind and his shame: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=51236.

-          The Discovery Institute (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discovery_Institute).  The conservative Christian think-tank that brought you Intelligent Design.  These are the original Intelligent Design advocates; ID-iots for short.

o        The “Center for [attacking] Science and [dumbing down] Culture” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Center_for_Science_and_Culture)

o        The original *ahem* “scientific” voice of the ID-iot movement, Michael Behe, author responsible for the factually-lame and childishly simplistic book “Darwin’s Black Box” (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Behe)

o        William Dembski (I'll a void an obvious disparaging play on the last name) is another God-loving irrational who thinks we need "more Bible” in math class.  He loves cooking, jabbering, walks on the beach, and oh yes, pushing his IDiot anti-science political agenda onto hapless school children. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dembski)

o        Phillip E. Johnson, founder of the Discovery Institute and leader of the IDiot village (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillip_E._Johnson)

-          Any one or combination of these weasels: Bill O’Reilly, Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Pat Robertson, and the late Jerry Falwell, to name just a few.

-          Or the hopelessly deluded, the likes of Kirk Cameron, Roy Comfort et. al., and their raves about God and bananas.  See the idiotic “God’s Banana: An evolutionist’s nightmare” video here.  FYI, the earliest edible banana is believed to have been domesticated about 7000-8000 years ago by early tribal cultures in Papua, New Guinea; the banana variety we are most familiar with today is the Cavendish – the type used by Roy Comfort in his God's Banana video.  This banana variety is probably no more a 1500 years old, which means God didn’t make it, people did, through selective pollination/breeding (a deliberate and useful form of artificial evolution long exploited by mankind)
Today, there are hundreds of distinct banana varieties in the world, each in a family serving vastly different uses: cooking, beer-making, sweet, roasting, etc.
There are currently 95 distinct varieties of Banana grown in Uganda alone (84 endemic to the region).  Now that’s a lot of banana shapes that God has to account for!

Of course, you could always choose to relax and enjoy a read about how Intelligent Design was recently spanked in court in the judicial decision of “Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District” or watch the video documentary of these events at http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/id/program.html.

I could go on and on, but the pickings are just too easy and it doesn’t actually get us anywhere.  So, without any further ado, let your immersive crash course in science begin:

1.       History of the Universe, Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg1fs6vp9Ok

2.       History of the Universe, Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMQk6MveZOE

3.       The Story of the Earth:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN8XXaDrK4A

4.       Molecular Biology: The Chemistry of Life:
Origin of life: Self-replicating molecules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozbFerzjkz4
The amazing power of simple chemistry and electrical atomic interactions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2kIatxYrws&feature=related and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8lhPt6V-yM&feature=related
Visualization of DNA: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UoKYGKxxMI
Visualization of RNA translation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl8pSlonmA0
Visualization of DNA replication, DNA->mRNA Transcription RNA->Protein Translation (protein manufacture and assembly from amino acid chains): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkdRdik73kU&feature=related
Visualization of Kinesin (a motor protein) used in intracellular vesicle transport: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TGDPotbJV4

5.       DNA Structure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy8dk5iS1f0&feature=related

6.       Genetic Mutation (as occasionally expected and anticipated by the theory of Evolution): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp0esidDr-c&feature=related

7.       Computer Simulations of genetic Evolution showing speciation by the means of the evolutionary mechanisms of replicator recombination (parental gene mixing), random mutation, and a process of deterministic selection, just like in the wild:
a) A virtual organism (image) that is bred over several generations and which evolves to meet a defined “fitness” criteria for the prescribed environment.  The environment favours resemblance to a given South Park character:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2SVMKZhV2g
b) A virtual population of breeding prey organisms adapting to match the changing colour of their environment (ie. camouflage): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeTssvexa9s
c) Evolving a precise, time-keeping virtual clock/watch (complete with gears, hands, and pendulum) using nothing more than elements of Evolution: replication, recombination, mutation, and selection.  See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcAq9bmCeR0.

8.       Means of Artificial, Natural and Sexual Selection:
a) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4FqAUEEv_U (R.I.P. Carl Sagan)
b) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zV7v2H7io8

9.       One miracle (of many) of 4.5 billion years of evolution: The human Leukocyte (white blood cell) see brilliant computer-animated video here.